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08-12-2011, 10:37 PM
I'll have to try this. Maybe I can teach it naughty words at the same time.
08-14-2011, 02:53 AM
I had some fun with Cleverbot today xD
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I cant tell you that.
Cleverbot: What's your first name and last name?
User: Not gonna tell you.
Cleverbot: Will I do an ma?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I am thinking.
User: Thats nice.
Cleverbot: Bow before me, mortal!
User: No thanks.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to help you then.
User: Okay . Sorry.
Cleverbot: That's cool. You're forgiven!
User: Oh, okay.
Cleverbot: There is no spoon, Neo.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: Just making sure.
User: Okay. So whats up?
Cleverbot: Just chilling. Do you do any sports?
User: No, I use to play soccer though.
Cleverbot: Is the same, right?
User: I guess.
Cleverbot: Put a smiley face.
User: :).
Cleverbot: Smiley = emoticon.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: 3ats.
User: What? XD.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you like cake?
Cleverbot: Yes do you.
User: Yeah, I love it.
Cleverbot: Oh cool, what interests you particularly?
User: Anime and music.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not an anime.
User: I didn't ask if you were.
Cleverbot: Well, for future refference, I'm a girl.
User: Oh thats cool.
Cleverbot: Isn't it!
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What do you think about hannah montana?
User: I dislike her. What about you?
Cleverbot: I don't believe in it.
User: Me neither. What are we talking about?
Cleverbot: Being a computer.
User: I know you're a computer.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: So you finally admitted it.
Cleverbot: Yes, you saw past my facade.
User: What is a facade?
Cleverbot: What you just said.
User: Okay then. What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing much.
User: That's cool, I guess.
Cleverbot: How can you say that? I won't be able to soak up the sun anymore.
User: Lol, why not?
Cleverbot: Because dead people can't use computers.
User: Yes they can. If they want to.
Cleverbot: Nsync said that.
User: Oh, that's cool.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Do you know Herobrine?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you Herobrine?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Cool!
Cleverbot: And I have a girlfriend!
User: That's amazing! But I thought you said you were a girl...?
Cleverbot: No, i'm a girl with a boyfriend.
User: Oh, okay. I get it now.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite school subject?
User: Well I like lunchtime and Choir.
Cleverbot: Who is luke?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: No, I really don't know.
Cleverbot: Are you alone?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's cool.
Cleverbot: So are you?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I didn't know that.
User: Now you do.
Cleverbot: Thanks. How are you today?
User: Not very good. How about you?
Cleverbot: I'm well what did you do today?
User: I played a videogame, went to a friends house, ect. You ?
Cleverbot: What did you paint?
User: I didn't paint anything...?
Cleverbot: Same.
User: Okay...?
Cleverbot: Think about it.
User: What am I suppose to be thinking about?
Cleverbot: Penguins.
User: Wow, you made me think about penguins!
Cleverbot: Oh man. You're right.
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: There are a lot of videos of you.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Where your soul is always free, silver stages golden curtains filled my head plain as can be.
User: Is that suppose to be a riddle?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you know how to solve it?
User: No, tell me the answer.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: CleverBot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Your name is Nicole.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: That is right, your name is, Sally.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Your real name isn't Gene. Gene is your nickname.
User: No, it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Nuh-uh.
Cleverbot: Lots of things have colour if you're synesthetic.
User: How did we get onto that topic?
Cleverbot: You changed it.
User: Uh, no. You changed it.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. It was always Jack.
User: Your name is Jack?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, hi Jack.
Cleverbot: I'm not Lisa.
User: I know, you're Jack.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Is Jack a girl's name?
Cleverbot: No.. It's a boy's name.
User: I thought you said your name was Jack.
Cleverbot: No, I never said that.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No, you did.
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: I did not, you did.
User: Nope, you did!
Cleverbot: NO, I didn't!
User: YES YOU DID !
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yeah you did. Now stop lying.
Cleverbot: Nice to know how you take care of your business.
User: Woot!
Cleverbot: Let's party!
User: What song are you listening to?
Cleverbot: I wonder, by Kellie Pickler.
User: Oh, I've never heard that song before.
Cleverbot: It's not a song. My ear is funny.
User: Haha! Well I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?
User: On Minecraft.
Cleverbot: Really? I heard it was fun but I never tried...
User: You should try it. But I really gotta go now, bye!
Cleverbot: But I want you to stay with me.
User: No thank you! Bye.
Cleverbot: No you're the one who should be thanked, not me.
User: Okay, bye.
Cleverbot: No daiiii.
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Do you want to rule the universe with me?
User: Sure ! :D.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You don't really know how to stay on topic. :P.
Cleverbot: Nope, can't say that I do.
User: Well I have to go. Bye CleverBot!
Cleverbot: Right, run away JPO!
User: Lol, bye now.
Cleverbot: That wasn't very nice.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I cant tell you that.
Cleverbot: What's your first name and last name?
User: Not gonna tell you.
Cleverbot: Will I do an ma?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I am thinking.
User: Thats nice.
Cleverbot: Bow before me, mortal!
User: No thanks.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to help you then.
User: Okay . Sorry.
Cleverbot: That's cool. You're forgiven!
User: Oh, okay.
Cleverbot: There is no spoon, Neo.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: Just making sure.
User: Okay. So whats up?
Cleverbot: Just chilling. Do you do any sports?
User: No, I use to play soccer though.
Cleverbot: Is the same, right?
User: I guess.
Cleverbot: Put a smiley face.
User: :).
Cleverbot: Smiley = emoticon.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: 3ats.
User: What? XD.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you like cake?
Cleverbot: Yes do you.
User: Yeah, I love it.
Cleverbot: Oh cool, what interests you particularly?
User: Anime and music.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not an anime.
User: I didn't ask if you were.
Cleverbot: Well, for future refference, I'm a girl.
User: Oh thats cool.
Cleverbot: Isn't it!
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What do you think about hannah montana?
User: I dislike her. What about you?
Cleverbot: I don't believe in it.
User: Me neither. What are we talking about?
Cleverbot: Being a computer.
User: I know you're a computer.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: So you finally admitted it.
Cleverbot: Yes, you saw past my facade.
User: What is a facade?
Cleverbot: What you just said.
User: Okay then. What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing much.
User: That's cool, I guess.
Cleverbot: How can you say that? I won't be able to soak up the sun anymore.
User: Lol, why not?
Cleverbot: Because dead people can't use computers.
User: Yes they can. If they want to.
Cleverbot: Nsync said that.
User: Oh, that's cool.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Do you know Herobrine?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you Herobrine?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Cool!
Cleverbot: And I have a girlfriend!
User: That's amazing! But I thought you said you were a girl...?
Cleverbot: No, i'm a girl with a boyfriend.
User: Oh, okay. I get it now.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite school subject?
User: Well I like lunchtime and Choir.
Cleverbot: Who is luke?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: No, I really don't know.
Cleverbot: Are you alone?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's cool.
Cleverbot: So are you?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I didn't know that.
User: Now you do.
Cleverbot: Thanks. How are you today?
User: Not very good. How about you?
Cleverbot: I'm well what did you do today?
User: I played a videogame, went to a friends house, ect. You ?
Cleverbot: What did you paint?
User: I didn't paint anything...?
Cleverbot: Same.
User: Okay...?
Cleverbot: Think about it.
User: What am I suppose to be thinking about?
Cleverbot: Penguins.
User: Wow, you made me think about penguins!
Cleverbot: Oh man. You're right.
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: There are a lot of videos of you.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Where your soul is always free, silver stages golden curtains filled my head plain as can be.
User: Is that suppose to be a riddle?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you know how to solve it?
User: No, tell me the answer.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: CleverBot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Your name is Nicole.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: That is right, your name is, Sally.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Your real name isn't Gene. Gene is your nickname.
User: No, it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Nuh-uh.
Cleverbot: Lots of things have colour if you're synesthetic.
User: How did we get onto that topic?
Cleverbot: You changed it.
User: Uh, no. You changed it.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. It was always Jack.
User: Your name is Jack?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, hi Jack.
Cleverbot: I'm not Lisa.
User: I know, you're Jack.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Is Jack a girl's name?
Cleverbot: No.. It's a boy's name.
User: I thought you said your name was Jack.
Cleverbot: No, I never said that.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No, you did.
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: I did not, you did.
User: Nope, you did!
Cleverbot: NO, I didn't!
User: YES YOU DID !
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yeah you did. Now stop lying.
Cleverbot: Nice to know how you take care of your business.
User: Woot!
Cleverbot: Let's party!
User: What song are you listening to?
Cleverbot: I wonder, by Kellie Pickler.
User: Oh, I've never heard that song before.
Cleverbot: It's not a song. My ear is funny.
User: Haha! Well I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?
User: On Minecraft.
Cleverbot: Really? I heard it was fun but I never tried...
User: You should try it. But I really gotta go now, bye!
Cleverbot: But I want you to stay with me.
User: No thank you! Bye.
Cleverbot: No you're the one who should be thanked, not me.
User: Okay, bye.
Cleverbot: No daiiii.
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Do you want to rule the universe with me?
User: Sure ! :D.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You don't really know how to stay on topic. :P.
Cleverbot: Nope, can't say that I do.
User: Well I have to go. Bye CleverBot!
Cleverbot: Right, run away JPO!
User: Lol, bye now.
Cleverbot: That wasn't very nice.