Dream Crusher

In this game someone posts a dream and you have to crush it, then post another dream.

Example: I wish i had a million dollars.
Example of crushing it: Granted, but you can only spend it on gay porn.

My Wish:
I wish i was good at league.

Granted, but unfortunately your PC can't even run the game.

I wish I had 11 fingers.

Granted, but unfortunately your PC can't even run the game.

I wish I had 11 fingers.

Granted but you lose both your hands after.

I wish i owned a mansion

I wish I was a Billionaire and had no worries and nothing bad happened to me.

Granted, but you spent all your money gambling.

I wish I had a super fast computer.

I wish that I could morph into any animal at any point.

Granted, but you turned into a mouse and got eaten by a Eagle.

I wish I could hack anything anytime.