If I go to jail..

Nice try. I know you work for the feds though  :pepelaugh:

Uhh then they better start paying me if I work for them..

Absolutely not. I've spent the weekend in the cells before, and I'd never want to revisit the place or anything like it again.

The only way I'd do time, is for murder or GBH. If someone killed or done something horrible to my family member. They'd get fucked up.