The Perkforum Tale!

It's story time fellas! Let's have a little fun with this. You can only add 3 words to the story in each post, and no double posting. Just copy and paste the previous post and add yours.

And here it begins...

Once upon a

Once upon a frosty freaking night,

Once upon a frosty freaking night, there was a

Once upon a frosty freaking night, there was a gigantic purple dildo.

Once upon a frosty freaking night, there was a gigantic purple dildo. I immediately lubricated

Once upon a frosty freaking night, there was a gigantic pruple dildo. I immediantely lubricated it, and shoved it up my moms vagina.

Once upon a frosty freaking night, there was a gigantic pruple dildo. I immediantely lubricated it, and shoved it up my moms vagina.

3 words bro. Start over.

I'll re-start:
Giggity, let's have

Giggity, let's have spiky-glove anal fisting

I'll re-start:
Giggity, let's have

Lol, I meant just have him edit his post or just start over from the post before...

Edit: But fuck it, keep going. lol. Next person to mess this shit up gets negged by the force of 1000 angry perkies.