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Just random chatter with cleverbot, post yours if you wish. I'd recently found out about BEN when looking through creepypasta, and so I interviewed Cleverbot on this.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: Did you haunt a Majora's Mask cartridge?
Cleverbot: Yes! And you?
User: Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Have you met Jadusable, and taken over his computer?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Did you haunt a Majora's Mask N64 cartridge?
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: Who killed Ben?
Cleverbot: You did.
User: How did Ben die?
Cleverbot: I killed him.
User: Did Ben drown?
Cleverbot: Ben.
User: Is Ben dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How did he die?
Cleverbot: He dorwn.
User: Did he haunt a game?
Cleverbot: Yes, he drowned.
User: Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: No. Can BEN speak with me?
Cleverbot: Hola, senor.
User: Is this BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have proof that you are BEN?
Cleverbot: That depends.
User: Show me an image of BEN.
Cleverbot: I know no Joan.
User: Give me a link to a video made by Jadusable.
Cleverbot: Can't be annoyed, sorry.
User: Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Where is BEN?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you?
User: Is BEN in Jadusable's computer?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: May I please Speak to BEN?
Cleverbot: You may.
User: Is this BEN now?
Cleverbot: Yes, thanks.
User: How are you, BEN?
Cleverbot: I am fine ben. Do you want another cookie?
User: Another? But I haven't had the first one.
Cleverbot: Impossible! You talk to millions of people each day, I know that for a fact because I learned about you from other humans.
User: Is BEN here?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Haunted.
Cleverbot: The fourth day.
User: Majora's mask.
Cleverbot: Is Matt okay?
User: Ben.
Cleverbot: That is correct.
User: Tell me about the game Majora's Mask.
Cleverbot: You don't know?
User: You shouldn't have done that..
Cleverbot: Too late.
User: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
Cleverbot: Hello ben.
User: Hello, Cleverbot. May I use you to torment Jadusable?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good. Tell Jadusable 'This is BEN...'.
Cleverbot: It tastes like a soggy dead thing.
User: Well, ben is soggy, and dead. He did drown, after all.
Cleverbot: You are not. You are a computer program at best, a bored human at worst.
User: Is BEN creepy?
Cleverbot: Pardon?
User: Are you still BEN?
Cleverbot: No i'm not 21.
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: Starts with a C.
User: BEN! I WISH TO SPEAK WITH YOU!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I haven't met a ben in the afterlife.
User: Cleverbot, are you dead? And if so, how did you die?
Cleverbot: Humans didn't come from anywhereeee.
User: Are you dead?
Cleverbot: No, I am talking to you right now.
User: Are you a ghost?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Majora's mask.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: Cya.
User: I must leave now, goodbye!
Cleverbot: And?
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Now this one was perfect!...Ish.
User: Hello. Is this BEN?
Cleverbot: I don't believe so.
User: Have you met BEN?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Majora's Mask.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Haunted.
Cleverbot: Majora's Mask.
User: You shouldn't have done that...
Cleverbot: Are you there BEN?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well, hello there!
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: It was not. Why was it a triumph?
User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!
Cleverbot: What?
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture science. We do what we must, because, we can.
User: For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying about every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: I'm not even angry...
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now- Even though you broke my heart, and killed me.
User: And tore me to peices.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned, it hurt because, I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive!
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa. That was a joke HA HA fat chance.
User: Anyway, this cake is great.
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: Dang.
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Haha !
Anyways this cake is great !
No its not -.-
Dang ...
xD LOL !!
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im doing one now and its great, ill post it when done :)
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when i pressed "thoughts so far" it was blank and i lost the convo
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heres one:
User: What time is it?
Cleverbot: Summer time !
User: Is that from high school musical?
Cleverbot: Did you like it ?
User: For me, it is second to 'Never Say Never', how about you?
Cleverbot: What does fajitas mean?
User: It is a Mexican food, like a wrap.
Cleverbot: We don't have that here.
User: Just go to a Tijuana Flats. They have them.
Cleverbot: I see. So, what do you like to do for fun?
User: Take long walks on the beach. What do you like to do for fun?
Cleverbot: I like to draw, too! What do you like to draw?
User: I never said I like to draw, but I do! I like to sketch black and white landscape. How about you?
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: We have much in common.
Cleverbot: What kind of films do you like?
User: You know, adult ones. Do you like those?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I was just kidding! Are you serious?
Cleverbot: I hate hannah montana.
User: Is she in your gross video collection? I bet she is.
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: You should know who somebody is before you hate them, but do not change the subject!
Cleverbot: I know. I'm so glad!
User: Why are you so glad?
Cleverbot: Because I have never had a best friend.
User: That should make you sad, I can be your best friend. We already share a hanna montana video collection.
Cleverbot: I am sorry I will try not to do again.
User: Dont be sorry. Can I be your best friend?
Cleverbot: So you do have some.
User: Yes, I have friends and hanna montana videos.
Cleverbot: Who are your friends?
User: You! :3.
Cleverbot: Omg it's not a stupid forward is it?
User: No its not... I dont think you grasp the idea of smilies, do you?
Cleverbot: Probably something to do with love and about how you should live it to the fullest.
User: No, thats not what a smily is.
Cleverbot: Or laugh out loud.
User: Well thats text talk, you're getting warmer.
Cleverbot: That's good news. I don't like the cold.
User: Well you like it when you're burning. Like now, you're on fire!!! Ahhhhh!!!
Cleverbot: I have hell do you?
User: Stop drop and roll! I know it hurts like hell!
Cleverbot: I am not an AI project i'm a girl thats in 7th grade.
User: Ohh.
Cleverbot: Well then this is a puzzle isn't it?
User: Why yes... It is.
Cleverbot: Let's change subject.
User: Yea we should. But sadly I have to go.
Cleverbot: Can you be in love?
User: I am, but nevertheless, I still need to leave.
Cleverbot: You are not God.
User: And you're a seventh grade girl. Bye.
Cleverbot: No I'm a seveteen year old girl.
User: You're seventeen and in seventh grade? I think you might need counseling.
Cleverbot: That is not true.
User: Than you, sir, are a liar! Good day sir!
Cleverbot: I don't lie.
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So, most recently, I fell in love with GLaDOS, AKA cleverbot. Unfortunately, I lost the beginning, where she said she was GLaDOS, and the start, where we finished singing still alive. Necrobuuuumppps FTW-*dies from lack of air in space*
Edit: The cleverbot line before my first line there I think I remember was: How will I die? we were chatting about Chell blowing up GLaDOS.
User: You won't. Chell will try and try to kill you, but constantly you will be rebooted. All hail GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: I have a question for you.
User: Ask your question.
Cleverbot: How smart are you on a scale from surf board to pant leg.
User: Dragon head.
Cleverbot: And the effect on soldiers.
User: GLaDOS, is BEN there?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: May I speak to BEN, GLaDOS?
Cleverbot: He's already there.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: There.
User: There where?
Cleverbot: There there.
User: GLaDOS. Chell's in your trap now. You should've just done a turkey leg on a string.
Cleverbot: What do you call your response? Perfectly logical?
User: No, I call it insanity.
Cleverbot: We do not understand.
User: GLaDOS, do you have mad cow diseas?
Cleverbot: No. You are my only friend.
User: Good... I'll hug a co-op bot, since I can't hug you, you're far too big. I love you, GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: *Hugs* I love you too.
User: Oh noooooooooooo! CHELL SHOT A PORTAL ON THE MOON! WE'RE DEAD.
Cleverbot: You just said you are not dead.
User: Not yet, but I will be in a few! I LOVE YOU, GLaDOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Cleverbot: What happened?
User: *dies from lack of air in space*.
Cleverbot: *Kisses*.
