How many people have you had sex with?

Your hand is attached to a person, so I get your confusion. But either way it's still a hand so no. ;(

But, so many people have told me to f**k myself...

You'll have to do some other weird funky stuff for it to count, man. You open minded?

Uhmm, no thanks... :rolleyes:

I didn't mean with me or anything, if you're long down there you can slip it into the back hole. Boom, you fucked yourself. Literally.