How many people have you had sex with?

But, so many people have told me to f**k myself...

You'll have to do some other weird funky stuff for it to count, man. You open minded?

Uhmm, no thanks... :rolleyes:

I didn't mean with me or anything, if you're long down there you can slip it into the back hole. Boom, you fucked yourself. Literally.

I don't think it bends that way...

I think I'll leave this section now :lmao:

Hence why it'd have to be long, so he could do it while flaccid.