Ashamed's Programming Help Desk!

Hey guys!

I figured that I could form an organised help desk for helping out those who are either new to programming or stuck with a certain project. Feel free to either post your question (make sure to add code if it applies), or answer a question if you know of a suitable answer. I will be able to help you well with the following languages:

Code:

VB.NET
C#
PHP
Java
Python
HTML
C
C++

I am not very well educated in some other languages, so if you can help out, that would be great.

Code:

Perl
Ruby
CSS
Lua
Obj-C

Before I get yelled at, I realize that HTML is a markup language and CSS is a stylesheet language, and are not the same as programming languages. Furthermore, I know Objective-C is simply an extension that makes OOP in C easier, but I have not used it, so I don't want to provide help with that sort of thing.