(03-07-2014, 01:59 AM)Cat Wrote: Other than normal computer stuff, like a keyboard, mouse, and speakers, I have a wooden hand, three textbooks, and two condoms. Had three, but blew one up like a balloon. :3
On the wall behind my computer is a massive poster of two cats laying on the beach.
I'm curious as to how the condom blew up like a balloon. o_o
1. Take condom.
2. Press condom to mouth.
3. Blow like a $5 hooker.
4. ????
5. Profit.
