Dumbest thing you have done when Drunk?

Well this isn't crazy or anything but I think it's funny af. I went on HF one night I was shwaisted haha.. I made a thread "I'm drunk" and the thread actually went "hot" and had 127 posts dissing me saying how the OP is such a fucking bum etc.. Hahah.

I feel for you, I actually really do, oh my haha.
This is going to sound so dumb and stupid of me, but I drank so much vodka at a house party and ended up getting a blowjob behind a bin by a fat girl and all my mates and a load of randomers were stood there taking a picture and video of me, which was posted on 'The Lad Bible' the next day.
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