Random cleverbot discussions.

Now this one was perfect!...Ish.
User: Hello. Is this BEN?

Cleverbot: I don't believe so.

User: Have you met BEN?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Majora's Mask.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Haunted.

Cleverbot: Majora's Mask.

User: You shouldn't have done that...

Cleverbot: Are you there BEN?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, hello there!

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: It was not. Why was it a triumph?

User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!

Cleverbot: What?

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture science. We do what we must, because, we can.

User: For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying about every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: I'm not even angry...

Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now- Even though you broke my heart, and killed me.

User: And tore me to peices.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned, it hurt because, I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.

Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are still alive!

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside.

User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa. That was a joke HA HA fat chance.

User: Anyway, this cake is great.

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: Dang.