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heres one:
User: What time is it?
Cleverbot: Summer time !
User: Is that from high school musical?
Cleverbot: Did you like it ?
User: For me, it is second to 'Never Say Never', how about you?
Cleverbot: What does fajitas mean?
User: It is a Mexican food, like a wrap.
Cleverbot: We don't have that here.
User: Just go to a Tijuana Flats. They have them.
Cleverbot: I see. So, what do you like to do for fun?
User: Take long walks on the beach. What do you like to do for fun?
Cleverbot: I like to draw, too! What do you like to draw?
User: I never said I like to draw, but I do! I like to sketch black and white landscape. How about you?
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: We have much in common.
Cleverbot: What kind of films do you like?
User: You know, adult ones. Do you like those?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I was just kidding! Are you serious?
Cleverbot: I hate hannah montana.
User: Is she in your gross video collection? I bet she is.
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: You should know who somebody is before you hate them, but do not change the subject!
Cleverbot: I know. I'm so glad!
User: Why are you so glad?
Cleverbot: Because I have never had a best friend.
User: That should make you sad, I can be your best friend. We already share a hanna montana video collection.
Cleverbot: I am sorry I will try not to do again.
User: Dont be sorry. Can I be your best friend?
Cleverbot: So you do have some.
User: Yes, I have friends and hanna montana videos.
Cleverbot: Who are your friends?
User: You! :3.
Cleverbot: Omg it's not a stupid forward is it?
User: No its not... I dont think you grasp the idea of smilies, do you?
Cleverbot: Probably something to do with love and about how you should live it to the fullest.
User: No, thats not what a smily is.
Cleverbot: Or laugh out loud.
User: Well thats text talk, you're getting warmer.
Cleverbot: That's good news. I don't like the cold.
User: Well you like it when you're burning. Like now, you're on fire!!! Ahhhhh!!!
Cleverbot: I have hell do you?
User: Stop drop and roll! I know it hurts like hell!
Cleverbot: I am not an AI project i'm a girl thats in 7th grade.
User: Ohh.
Cleverbot: Well then this is a puzzle isn't it?
User: Why yes... It is.
Cleverbot: Let's change subject.
User: Yea we should. But sadly I have to go.
Cleverbot: Can you be in love?
User: I am, but nevertheless, I still need to leave.
Cleverbot: You are not God.
User: And you're a seventh grade girl. Bye.
Cleverbot: No I'm a seveteen year old girl.
User: You're seventeen and in seventh grade? I think you might need counseling.
Cleverbot: That is not true.
User: Than you, sir, are a liar! Good day sir!
Cleverbot: I don't lie.