What hypes you the most ?

That you need to learn how to surf to become as equal as the master Owl

I don't live near an ocean. Closest is 15 hours away..

Oof, you should find a way to finance an artificial wave

Looks like I can move! College here I come.

Lets go in a College in Hawaii :blyat:

Sounds good to me. That way, I can go swimming for days on end and find nothing.