How I became a lesbian on Facebook

Was in 7th grade and just got a facebook account. this cute girl started messaging me. I jokingly said, "you should be married to me on facebook." She said that "she liked me but in the lesbian way." I (being a male) didn't even argue with that, so I sent her a request to be in a domestic partnership with her. But she didn't accept the request, so a status update went out to all my friends and family that said "Jeffrey Brown is in a domestic partnership"

My face when I got trolled by a 10/10 hottie
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My face when grandma thinks I'm a lesbian.
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HAH. This is a sad, but hilarious story at the same time.

Thanks for sharing this! This takes balls to share such a private story with a bunch of strangers online c:

Well, that's an interesting situation there.