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Ok you're stuck on a tropical island with only unlimited coconuts and sand. But you later realize there is also a very attractive mermaid in the area. Would you like her to be bottom half fish or top half fish?

Remember you will be stuck on this island for a while and yes the mermaid is dtf. Include reasoning please :-D

I'd like the bottom half to be fish.
I'm into blowjobs and boobs so....

I would prefer top half fish I like to stick it in the ass

Ok you're stuck on a tropical island with only unlimited coconuts and sand. But you later realize there is also a very attractive mermaid in the area. Would you like her to be bottom half fish or top half fish?

Remember you will be stuck on this island for a while and yes the mermaid is dtf. Include reasoning please :-D

I'd like the bottom half to be fish.
I'm into blowjobs and boobs so....

She can't walk on the island though so how would you fix that?

I would prefer top half fish I like to stick it in the ass

remember fish can't breathe air! you will have to get the mermaid air in some way.

Can you read your name backwards? I can.

What do you think of me?

I would prefer top half fish I like to stick it in the ass

While fishface looks pretty bad, I'm going to have to agree that sticking it in the ass is quite enjoyable.... [spoiler]:3[/spoiler]

I'd like the bottom half to be fish.
I'm into blowjobs and boobs so....

She can't walk on the island though so how would you fix that?

I would prefer top half fish I like to stick it in the ass

remember fish can't breathe air! you will have to get the mermaid air in some way.

Face down, ass up that's the way we like to f*** so I would keep her head in the water while I get mine... who needs to look at her face when you can watch her ass spread apart?

She can't walk on the island though so how would you fix that?



remember fish can't breathe air! you will have to get the mermaid air in some way.

Face down, ass up that's the way we like to f*** so I would keep her head in the water while I get mine... who needs to look at her face when you can watch her ass spread apart?

Good point. I would go for bottom half fish. Here is my reasoning.

1. Boobs
2. Blowjobs aren't that bad.
3. Easier to work with then having a fish body.
4. She can fish for you!

She can't walk on the island though so how would you fix that?



remember fish can't breathe air! you will have to get the mermaid air in some way.

Face down, ass up that's the way we like to f*** so I would keep her head in the water while I get mine... who needs to look at her face when you can watch her ass spread apart?

That sir is some damn good reasoning. xD