Jokes! :)

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew! :D

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away.

My cousin is stupid. He said an onion is the only food that can make you cry so I threw a coconut at his face.

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away.

My cousin is stupid. He said an onion is the only food that can make you cry so I threw a coconut at his face.

Ouch!  :huh: that sounds painful. Still funny though!  :D

That's just really funny. I mean when you said that only onions can make you cry but a coconut instead made you really cry. Hahahaha

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"Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, “I’ll have a beer.” The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.” The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.” Before anyone else can speak, the barman fills up exactly two glasses of beer and serves them. “Come on, now,” he says to the group, “You guys have got to learn your limits.”

This one's really made me laugh.

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away.

My cousin is stupid. He said an onion is the only food that can make you cry so I threw a coconut at his face.

Ouch!  :huh: that sounds painful. Still funny though!  :D

A little bit in bad taste but still funny to just imagine it. Hehe.