How many people have you had sex with?

I've personally had sex with one girl, probably over 1000 times.
She's the only serious relationship I've had, and I'm still with her. I got lucky!

How about you?

I am a virgin.

Sorry to say that, but I haven't had any serious relationships.

I am not sure the exact number count.

Can you count your hand as a person?

Your hand is attached to a person, so I get your confusion. But either way it's still a hand so no. ;(

Your hand is attached to a person, so I get your confusion. But either way it's still a hand so no. ;(

But, so many people have told me to f**k myself...

OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!
And counting.

Your hand is attached to a person, so I get your confusion. But either way it's still a hand so no. ;(

But, so many people have told me to f**k myself...

You'll have to do some other weird funky stuff for it to count, man. You open minded?

Your hand is attached to a person, so I get your confusion. But either way it's still a hand so no. ;(

But, so many people have told me to f**k myself...

You'll have to do some other weird funky stuff for it to count, man. You open minded?

Uhmm, no thanks... :rolleyes:

Your hand is attached to a person, so I get your confusion. But either way it's still a hand so no. ;(

But, so many people have told me to f**k myself...

You'll have to do some other weird funky stuff for it to count, man. You open minded?

Uhmm, no thanks... :rolleyes:

I didn't mean with me or anything, if you're long down there you can slip it into the back hole. Boom, you fucked yourself. Literally.