How many people have you had sex with?

None, gotten close but none so far.

Your hand is attached to a person, so I get your confusion. But either way it's still a hand so no. ;(

But, so many people have told me to f**k myself...

You'll have to do some other weird funky stuff for it to count, man. You open minded?

Uhmm, no thanks... :rolleyes:

I didn't mean with me or anything, if you're long down there you can slip it into the back hole. Boom, you fucked yourself. Literally.

I don't think it bends that way...

I think I'll leave this section now :lmao:

To many to count.
In all seriousness, I haven't yet. Want to get into a serious relationship ;)

But, so many people have told me to f**k myself...

You'll have to do some other weird funky stuff for it to count, man. You open minded?

Uhmm, no thanks... :rolleyes:

I didn't mean with me or anything, if you're long down there you can slip it into the back hole. Boom, you fucked yourself. Literally.

I don't think it bends that way...

I think I'll leave this section now :lmao:

Hence why it'd have to be long, so he could do it while flaccid.

I'm in one, its just not far enough along yet.

You see, I've been offered a lot.
However, I honestly don't feel compelled to do the deed.